søndag den 26. april 2009

Så kom der lige en håndfuld stemnings billeder fra Shanghai. Ikke det store. Klokken er tre om natten og jeg burde sove, men syntes lige at jeg ville lægge billederne op.
Det her billede er taget i en park på en hverdag. Så er der dans og træning for alle de ældre.
Fantastisk mur ved Old Town. Jeg er vild med hvordan man forsøger at reparere hullet med store sten : )

Her har vi en improviseret vandhane fra Tai Kang Lu.
Jeg har fundet et sted hvor der er mos overalt. Meget grønt.

tirsdag den 7. april 2009

DISCIPLES of THE BEND + "HOW TO BECOME A CELEBRITY.., OR AT LEAST GET CHEAP BEER...".

Today was a very special day for me in Shanghai. It was the day that 5 of the worlds best magicians would perform at The Shanghai Art.., something of Shanghai. Never the less.., this was a great evening for me. When we got out of the cab, the 5 performers (including world famous Lennart Green, Shoot Ogawa and Rocco Siliano) were taking group photos in front of the theatre!
I had a brief conversation with Lennart Green (who is one of my favourite sleight of hand magic performers). It went something like this:
Kim: "Excuse me sir", "I'm a huge fan of you".
Lennart Green: "Ok".
Kim: "Can I take a photo together with you"?
Lennart Green: "Well of Course" (thick Sweedish Accent).
Kim: "I have all of your dvd's".
Lennart Green: "Do you have number seven"?
Kim: "...I thought there was only five.."?
Lennart Green: "There is seven..."?
Kim: "Ok"
Lennart Green: "...".
Kim: "Good luck with the show"...
Inside the lobby I showed a fellow magician a card trick, and within thirty seconds I had (unwillingly) gathered a crowd of twenty curious chinese people. It was nice to experience this eagerness to experience astonishment. (After the show (in the restroom), an elderly chinese man came up to me and said; "you forgot to  go on stage and perform". He had seen me doing magic in the lobby before the show, and thought that I was one of the performers. I asked him to say that to the people in charge of the event : )
The show was great (not thanks to me) an we went to Tai Kang Lu for Mojitos. It turned out to be a quite a many mojitos, beers, gin and tonics and brazillian coffees (you should try this... They're are really good). Brazi'es where recommended by Geoffrey the Doc, who specializes in herbs. I had a very good conversation with Geoffrey, about everything from asthma to logics. 
As allways, I ended up doing a lot of magic. This photo shows the owner of "The Bell" and her employee, trying to bend spoons with the power of their minds. 

onsdag den 1. april 2009

"HE BANG FRIED MEAT..."

Ok. Tonight I had a great night out with my project group. We went for a nice dinner and some beer (I'm not mentioning the rice-wine that almost made me puke. Never doing that again).
We where let to out restaurant (tied together with ribbon and a beer in hand) by three lovely (female) team 13'ers. I don't know why, but they granted us with a plunger (this came in handy later when we got lost in this huge parking building. Rikhard fought of invisible enemies with it and tried to make it stick to our butts. Hence the name; The Buttplug. We eventually found a wormhole that let us out through the back of a cinema).

At the restaurant, they had the greatest menu card of all time!! I obviously ordered; "He Bang Fried Meat".
E. kept ordering aubergine since our food consisted of 80% chili. More beer please...
I brought Play-Doh.
We ended up on Windows Scoreboard to play dart. Rikhard almost had us thrown out because he put the plunger on the bar... How where they to know, that drunk norwegians wouldn't dream of carrying used bathroom cleaning equipment with them at social events..?

søndag den 29. marts 2009

FROM THE ASHES OF BATTLES...

So... Battles last night. Great great concert!!
We arrived when the doors opened at about nine. I'd never heard of the two warm-up bands P.K.14 and Lava/Ox/Sea. P.K.14 had cancelled and was replaced by a crappy chinese band that everyone but me, seemed to love... 
But Lava/Ox/Sea turned out to be quite an experience. This mix of post-rock, math (-something) and guitar driven instrumental parts really drew me in. It was like attending a Dillinger Escape Plan concert performed by three shy chinese emo guys (this is supposed to be a compliment). You can check them out on youtube: Here
Or you can grab three free mp3 downloads from SmartShanghai.com: Here
It's all from live performances so the quality is pretty bad, but you'll get the idea.
Underneath is a photo of the band. You can't see them, but you can see the venue. It's called The Dream Factory and I love this place (except for the beer prices.)

Enter Battles. Guitarist Dave Konopka (left) and singer/guitarist/keyboard Tyonda Braxton greeting some fans.
I saw Battles last year at Roskilde, but it was cool experiencing them up close. If you look in the left side of the photo underneath, you'll see John Stanier's (former Helmet drummer.., I learned yesterday) characteristic drum setup. He actually stands up when he needs to hit that cymbal. Have a listen at the bands myspace: Here
A great concert and a bruised toe (after an unwelcome mosh-pit) later, we find Simon actually stretching, to hinder soar loins... I'm pretty sure Slash never stretched.
UPDATE: I just received a link from Joey, a nice guy I met at yesterdays concert. He's taken some really cool photos of the event. For an up-close look at what happened, click on THIS LINK. You have to scroll a bit down for the concert pics. Dude with glasses and the Jaguar is from Lava/Ox/Sea...

lørdag den 28. marts 2009

GAMBAI BAI BAI...


I just got home after a night filled with magic and the worlds largest mini-bar. I'm now preparing for the concert of the year (or at least my stay in Shanghai). "Battles" will be playing tonight and I'm looking so much forward to it! Kick-ass show at Roskilde so expectations are high...
These are pictures from where I had my gig last night. I'll try to get some video up soon. The two guests in the photo below kept wanting to have pictures taken with me, so I decided to have on taken as well. It's was "Gambai" night at the party. This involved all the chinese "pressuring" the expats (foreigners) into downing their drinks every five minutes or so. Too bad I couldn't join in. 
This last photo is taken at around four in the morning, in a bar called Windows Scoreboard. An american guy talked me into giving a close-up show for the bars staff. I ended up doing magic in the smallest kitchen in the history kitchens... They didn't understand a word of what I said, but I think we all had a great time. At least I finished the evening drinking gin and tonics on the house : )

søndag den 15. marts 2009

"Foreign Mud..."

Sunday! The day I've been eagerly awaiting... Last night is a bit blurry, but I remember having great mojitos and white russians at The Bell in Tang Kai Lu (spelling), doing magic for the owner of Windows Underground and Windows Scoreboard (sports bars with good and cheap beer), and then playing darts with three english skaters while being heavily sedated. Pointy objects do not go hand in hand with alcohol. Luckily no one got hurt.
I got home at around 5 this morning, after René and I had made a ritual offering on the altar of McDonalds. Sleep...
When I woke up i decided to spend the day on my own. I visited a great little restaurant called the Noodle House. This is by far the best food I've had so far here in Shanghai. Great vegetables and chicken served with noodles. Mmmmm... Not the, now frequently, expected fat and bones. 
5 stars out of 5 from me.
Just next to the Noodle House is a small café. It was really nice just sitting and relaxing while reading in my lonely planet about opium and mob-wars. Did you know that opium used to be referred to as "foreign mud"? Neither did I. This was one of the few places where I've actually felt that I could relax in this often chaotic and stressful city. The owners weren't hiding their dreams of an "American" style café. I Love NY stickers on the cash register and episodes of Friends playing on a big TV. But non the less this was a quiet and peaceful place. 
 

onsdag den 11. marts 2009

Back on Track...

Finally I'm back with more news from this nation turned upside down. A lot has happened since my last update. I have met a lot of nice and very exciting people here in Shanghai. I have done some magic, and I've been invited to do a couple of shows during the next month or so. I've had a very cultural experience while visiting IKEA... I had pasta! In IKEA, the chinese really do sit ind relax in the exhibited furniture and some people actually fall asleep in the beds.
I just needed to include this photo. As far as I could see, it's a packet of condoms. "DAD. Effect is very good". I would like to talk to that company's brand manager.
I have challenged myself, for the past couple of weeks, on the chinese food issue. My new rule to live by is called; "5 Days of Feeding Frenzy" (self-titled). The idea is, that I have to try out a new dish or odd-looking chinese "cuisine", at least 5 times a week. I already hate myself for this idea, but I must admit that I've also tried some really great things. Imagine a lump of unbaked dough, stuffed with brown sauce and onions... That was on of the good things I've had  : ) The picture below is taken at a local soup kitchen. They wouldn't have lasted five minutes in denmark : ) But it's actually a good place.
This photo is taken in my favorite labyrinth of Shanghai. It has the coolest little cafés and the worlds, probably, most expensive coffee : )

I got lost a couple of days ago and accidentally found myself in Barbie-land (you'll stop laughing when you realized I've signed you up for their weekly news letter and "dress-up" offers). Four floors of Barbie-mania!! It was the most disgusting place that I've ever set my foot in... So I left